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Who thought this one up? It's not even a word, it's a friggin' sentence. Looks like someone wanted to get their homophobia on. Ok, fine, you want facts? Here you go.
1. Gays are born, not made.
2. Being gay is not a choice - who would choose to be hated and discriminated against?
3. Gays are not automatically pedophiles.
4. Gays don't cause AIDS. AIDS is a virus.
5. You can't get AIDS from talking to or being near a gay person because it's not spread that way.
6. Gays are just as capable of long term relationships as straights, and some of them are even better at it than straights are.
7. Letting gay people have civil marriage will not bring about the end of marriage, FOX already did that with all its marriage reality shows.
8. Gay people often have a wicked sense of humor and wit and if you ever talked to one you'd know that.
9. Gay women were not put on earth for straight men's amusement, that "lesbian" porno situation will never happen to you.
10. Not all gays fit the stereotype. There could be one right next to you right now and you'd never notice. You might be best friends with one or related to one and you'd never notice. Ha ha.
It ain't 50, but then again, you don't have 50 facts either. At least mine are true.
1 in 10, man, 1 in 10, you can't hide in your homophobic world forever, they're part of the world and the sooner you open up and realize that the happier you'll be.
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A phrase vaguely assuming that someone doesn't know something unlike you. Usually used by anyone who can't stand the fact that somebody young or old may know more than what you do.
Example 1/ Girl: Hey auntie I saw West Side Story some days back and I just love it. Especially that ending.
Auntie: What you know about that? That's my movie stop playing yourself. I saw it in theaters.
Girl: But you told me that you've only seen half of the movie in theaters when it came out because you fell asleep. You've never watched it again.????
Auntie: you'll understand when your 70.
Girl: lol....... yeah sure
Example 2/ Beehive fan: I love my hit jam Irreplaceable by the God Beyonce.
Beyonce: what you know about that??? I wrote the song. Bow down b******.
Ne-Yo: b**** please I wrote that song
Beehive fan: quiet Ne-Yo the Royal Queen is talking.
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You wanna fight about it? Question, phrase, expletive.
You say this when you feel like pretending you are an Italian mobster. This phrase must always be spoken with a stereotypical Italian accent.
Them: "Dude, you completely fucked up my science project when you poured beer on it!"
You: "You wanna fight about it?"
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Something drunk people say in Subway on Western Kentucky University's campus shortly before being shot by a taser.
Drunk Guy: It's about to get nuclear in here!!!
Cop: Get on the ground!!! *shoots taser*
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A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.
"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."
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A euphemism for a wannabe pimp who don't have no bitches.
Dick: Whoa, dude! That Snoop?
Jane: Na man, its a man about town.
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A proper follow up to someone who has assailed you with "See you next Tuesday" (CUNT). The recommended reply lets your assailant know that you are on to his game and that you find him to be a TWAT.
Tim: "Alright mate. I'm off. I'll See You Next Tuesday!!"
Eric: "Tuesday? What About Thursday?!"
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