alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
A kind-of sweet guy, that knows how to win a girls heart. Although he can be stupid (most of the time) He can sometimes be nice. He isn't the most handsome man, but there is still one girl the wishes she could be his boyfriend. He has a sense of humor, bu mostly with dirty jokes. He is very smart and knows how to use technology.
So funny, such an Alexander Dorrington.
The goofiest of goofys the ugliest of uglys the nerdiest of nerds the most goofy gay loser to ever step foot on earth
Possibly a zoophile
Wow bro Alex is hella musty and he always interrupts peoples conversations when nobody is talking to him man i hate ALEXANDER MONTANEZ
An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
Whe someone sticks a fire hose up the anus and let's abit of water out
Oh I gave her the dirty Alexander
kit alexander is a small british youtuber that does life style kind of vlogs. he has two released original songs and has a very cute soft boy aesthetic. he loves the fans that he has and loves to interact with them especially on twitter where he “bullies” his followers as a joke and they bully him back. kit is an amazing youtuber and you should check him out.
twitter tl: who’s kit alexander?
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. sounds kind of annoying opp.
kit alexander is a small british youtuber that does life style kind of vlogs. he has two released original songs and has a very cute soft boy aesthetic. he loves the fans that he has and loves to interact with them especially on twitter where he “bullies” his followers as a joke and they bully him back. kit is an amazing youtuber and you should check him out.
(please accept this :/ )
twitter tl: who’s kit alexander?
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. he sounds kind of annoying opp.