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When you piss in a cup under the table, when you're too drunk to make it to the washroom.
Don't take that cup...I am in the mood for a Golden Ale
A shady shopping complex in Kuwait where half the stores sell vintage video game products for crazy cheap because the store clerks have no idea what they have.
Ali: “damn, I wanna buy a PS2 but they stopped production and are crazy expensive unopened.”
Abdullah: “I bet you could find one unopened for like 30KD at Al-Rehab.”
This name means Life from arabic, but everybody knows that Al Khayat is our God
Al Khayat created you
He’ll slaughter you in bed with his massive 25 incher you will be over whelmed to the point of no return
Al-Zubayr will demolish you in the bedroom
The true definition of THE MAN
Smashing life on a regular basis, being attractive to all sexes, the closest to perfect humanity has. NO ONE COMES CLOSE !
Dude you just scored a touchdown in the Liverpool game!!
And also a home run in one bat ! Your truly the "Al maguire "
A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.
A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"