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Itty bitty little Alabama town that might as well be in Mississippi. With a population of something like 1200, the only folks you see here are either police, family of police, or the junkies the police are after. With only a handful of stores and zero good restaurants, Sulligent is just a large group of old folks waiting to die, and young folks hoping it happens sooner, rather than later.
(What was that cemetery we drove through on the way to Mississippi?) <Oh, that was just Sulligent, Al.>
An absolute idiot that existed in this world
al ryan is so stupid
Water. A tongue-in-cheek joke derived from the creation story in the Bible. Adam was the first man in the Garden of Eden; he lived a pure lifestyle in communion with God. Before the fall, he was unclothed an eating just fruits and vegetables in the garden, therefore the only thing to drink was water.
Bartender: "So you're on the wagon? Well we've got some fine Adam's Ale on tap for you."
The Al Shaksheer family is a very large family with 5000+ people in it. Most of the Al Shaksheer family is in Palestine and Jordan. But now many of the family has changed there last name to Shakshir or Shaksheer because it is to long to be al Shaksheer.
The Al Shaksheer family has 5000+ people in it
When you snooze your Alarm over and over and over again.
you fall into an AL-armPit
Boss:"Why were you late this morning?"
Employee:"Sorry I fell into an AL-armPit"
Literally the sexiest person alive like holy crap you might as well already marry me, I am so in love with you and i worship you like el worships tofu.
Person A: have you ever met Al/Kany3?
Person B: no
Person A: ew how could you not want to socialize with the swaggiest person alive