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1) Real anti-Americans are those that hate the United States to the point where they are willing to perform acts of treason and/or terrorism. (To state the blatantly obvious, see Osama bin Laden. I hate myself)
2) Those who have been labeled anti-American for disagreeing with the policies of the government and the President. (At the risk of sounding partisan, Michael Moore. I think he really does love the U.S.)
1) Why did I have to pander and say bin Laden... why?
2) Just because you love America doesn't mean you can't be ashamed of it.
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The show where getting second place actually means you won.
Dude: How come you only hear from the people who get 2nd place on American Idol after it ends?
Other dude: You watch American Idol? Faggot.
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A movie about a soldier with the most confirmed kills in the military. Starring Bradley Cooper & directed by Clint Eastwood it is a very interesting film that deserves to be watched.
I just saw American Sniper & loved it!
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To be against America or Americans.
I think the definition sums it up.
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According to the ADC of New Jersey: "In general, Arab-Americans are better educated than the average American. More of them attend college, and they earn masters or higher degrees at twice the average rate. Because they tend to be well educated and of working age, their work force rates are high. Eighty percent of Arab-Americans aged 16 and older were employed in 1990, compared with 60 percent of all Americans. In addition, only 7 percent of Arab-American entrepreneurs receive public assistance, compared with 1.7 percent of non-Arab-Americans."
So I would like to take a moment to say "suck it" to all of you uneducated Fox viewers because it has been statistically proven that Arab-Americans are harder, more educated workers and citizens than you. And let's face it, if you like Fox and follow the "teachings" of Glenn Beck, you are MUCH further down than the average American.
DISCLAIMER: The average American is of a high esteem. But not the Fox viewer.
A shortened list of notable Arab-Americans:
Vince Vaughn, Tony Shalhoub, Fredwreck, Shakira, Salma Hayek, Paula Abdul, Omar Sheika, Helen Thomas, Victoria Reggie Kennedy, James Zogby, George Joulwan, Zainab Salbi, John Abizaid, Steve Jobs, John Zogby, George A. Samara, Ahmed Zewail.
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The politically correct term for a woman in the United States of America used by anyone that doesn't want to come across as sexist. May be heard by the same people that say "African American" because they are afraid of coming across as racist.
If your boss is a woman, I highly recommend addressing and referring to her as a Vaginal American during important business meetings or other professional gatherings. I mean, you don't want to come across as ignorant do you?
Guy: "Hey lady, you dropped this back there."
Lady: "Umm...I don't appreciate you using the L-word, I prefer to be called a Vaginal American. Okay? Thanks."
Joe: "I'm going to ask that African American girl from class to go out with me this Friday."
Carl: "Dude, don't say that. Say 'black vaginal american'."
Joe: "Yeah...wait, what?"
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9 times out of 10, the "politically correct" way of referring to a Black person, even one who has never set foot outside of the US, and was born here. A completely misleading term for a couple of reasons:
1) the phrase implies you were born in Africa and then moved to the US. While that's the case for some, such as model Alek Wek, someone such as Chris Rock or myself, born in the US, is BLACK.
2) despite the stereotype, there ARE white people originally from Africa who move to the US, i.e. actress Charlize Theron. Although the phrase was coined primarily for Blacks, techically, Theron IS an African-American, or at least, more African-American than I am, in the literal sense of the word.
The word is a roundabout way of calling someone Black because "Black" is considered offensive, even though the late James Brown said to "Say it loud...I'm Black and I'm proud." Even when someone says the term, you can tell they're trying their best to tiptoe around being offensive.
1. Presidential hopeful Barack Obama could be considered African-American, as his father is from Kenya. Jesse Jackson, on the other hand, is Black.
2. "Did you know that, in 2002, Denzel Washington and Halle Berry became the first African-Americans to win Best Actor and Actress Oscars in the same year?"
---"No, but I know they became the first BLACKS to win that award. Charlize Theron is the first African-American to win a Best Actress Oscar."
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