Anus Bleeds

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

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DMZ anus

The time period after a huge shit where it is near impossible to sit down

Loren: I knew I couldn't have leftover Chipotle for breakfast. I'll have DMZ anus until tomorrow

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Anus Burger

Slang derived from McDonalds' "Angus Burger".

Guy: Hey, you wanna get an Anus Burger?
Girl: What the fuck are you talking about?
Guy:... Its the cool way of saying Angus Burger.
Girl: You are weird... But, sure I could go for one.

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anus oreo

when a white guy bangs a black guy in the ass and the black guy's asshole fills semen, thus the black guy's two ass cheeks are like the cookies and the white guy's asshole and ass crack are like the cream

Lenny gave Carl an anus oreo for their 20th anniversary then Homer proceeded to eat it.

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Anus Clown

When a clown doesn't even have a face, its just an anus.

Instead of fucking a girl, I fucked an Anus Clown up the anus.

I saw this Anus Clown pooping.

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Garlic and Anus

Penis and Testicles.

Donato's Penis Room And Grill, Featuring: GARLIC AND ANUS

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anus fondler

one who fondles with the anus

Matt is totally an anus fondler, he fondeled with July's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

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