The Frosty Anus

When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!

Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!

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Anus Burger

Slang derived from McDonalds' "Angus Burger".

Guy: Hey, you wanna get an Anus Burger?
Girl: What the fuck are you talking about?
Guy:... Its the cool way of saying Angus Burger.
Girl: You are weird... But, sure I could go for one.

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anus oreo

when a white guy bangs a black guy in the ass and the black guy's asshole fills semen, thus the black guy's two ass cheeks are like the cookies and the white guy's asshole and ass crack are like the cream

Lenny gave Carl an anus oreo for their 20th anniversary then Homer proceeded to eat it.

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Anus Clown

When a clown doesn't even have a face, its just an anus.

Instead of fucking a girl, I fucked an Anus Clown up the anus.

I saw this Anus Clown pooping.

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Garlic and Anus

Penis and Testicles.

Donato's Penis Room And Grill, Featuring: GARLIC AND ANUS

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anus fondler

one who fondles with the anus

Matt is totally an anus fondler, he fondeled with July's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

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anus tickling

the act of tickling ones anus with either your finger...or dick....also used as an insult.

your such a fucking anus tickler

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