April 3

April 3, a birthday of the most best people in the world.

(Me for example.)

People born on April 3 are shy and not so talkative to people whom they don't know. But to their close friends, yeah they're all loud and fun.

Person 1: I'm born on April 3rd!

Person 2: Bro really? You're the best!

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April 25th

Get revenge day,

Get revenge on all those who participate in April 25th by stomping their kneecaps backwards, smashing their skull in and snapping their spines!

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April 9

People born on this day keep everything they do on a minimum when it comes to attention. No one really knows what the people of this birthdate do until it’s done.

Everybody I know who was born on April 9 move very silently.

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No April Fools

What you say to someone when you tell them something on April Fools Day that is true but they don't believe you.

No April Fools yo, I saw your girl at the club wit another dude.

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April 23

National grab Ass And National Grab Dick Day

Joseph:What Day Is It

Austin: It's April 23d National Grab Ass And Dick Day

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April 12

The birthday of sehun from exo

April 12 is sehuns birthday

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April 17

National suck dick day! A day challenging all you thots to suck a strangers dick. Have fun and don’t choke.

Why is she sucking everyone’s dick? Must be April 17.

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