British Army

Irish humorous term for a band of poorly-mannered and undisciplined folks

If I had a face like you, I would join the British Army

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Stone Army

The worst army ever to exist in the history of the universe

Person 1 - I'm from the stone army
Person 2 shoots person 1

Duck Army

Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:

If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?

Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army

Army crawl

While in missionary and you’re not sure if she’ll swallow, you quickly slide up to her face and finish in her mouth.

My new girl asked for breakfast in bed, but she’s no good, so I decided she deserved an army crawl instead.

Succ Army

The Succ Army is a Instagram army of memers, consisting of the leader(s); @igotsucc, not to mention @igotsucc_v2. One of the main symbols of the Succ Army is "Bill Dauterive" from King of the Hill. To enroll to the Army you must follow the main and his back up.

Edgy memer: Have you heard about igotsucc?
Normie: Who's that?
Edgy memer: Hes an Instagram meme page that hands out succbuccs and fights the normies with the Succ Army!
Normie: Wtf
Edgy memer: Faggot -_-

Red Army

It is an army which started in Russia but ended up being the main choice of where Tord went after leaving Eddsworld

Person 1: “What is the name of the army in Russia?”
Person 2:”The Red Army of course!”

Army of Darkness

Literally the best movie ever made

She tried to fuck while watching Army of Darkness so I broke up with her.
Can't distract me.