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Atheist Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Atheist Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.

Normal people: God is real he created everything
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Atheist Mental gymnastics because you'll still die

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs November 13, 2020

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Atheist Children Get Presents Day

Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.

I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!

by Cate B February 13, 2009

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Atheist Occultism

Atheist occultism, also occult atheism, atheist esotericism and esoteric atheism, is a term used to describe occultists and esoterics, mainly on social media, that support atheism, mainly new atheism and atheist fanticism, scientism (scientific fanaticism), positivism and paranormal debunkerism, such as clap to atheists when they are called as charlatans, delusionals, mentally ill and so on. Atheist occultism is really common on social media and it also self-proclaim itself as "serious occultism" and also opposes technodeism, scientific deism, soulism, occultistocracy, esoterocracy, divinialism, extraphysicism and anything related to them or similar to them.

"Atheist occultism is just like how the institutional left worldwide actually are, atheist occultists cannot see the contradiction they do in supporting atheists who are against them and even ignore all other critics to atheists and so on."

"Of course atheists and occultists/esoterics can coexist and help each other, but the relation between new atheists and atheist occultists/esoterics are just toxic and harmful such as the relation of institutional right and institutional left. Both are working together to destroy other atheists and occultists/esoterics, and it shall be countered while there's time."

by Full Monteirism March 17, 2021


virgin atheist

A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.

Person 1: I believe in god.
Virgin Atheist: HAHA STUPID DUMDASS!!

by Wall tree February 12, 2023


Atheist plant

So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.

Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"

Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."

Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


Atheist religion

Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.

Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023


Bible thumping atheist

I an atheist whos only argument for the nonexistence of God is to persuade you in a forceful and enthusiastic way that Christianity and the Bible are wrong.

He is a Bible thumping atheist who thinks if he invalidates Christianity, that he can disprove God.

by Islanddomain April 4, 2024