kook attack

this is when a crazy ass kook comes up to you and pull the old shibby shabby

"excuse me young man, are you ok" -old man
"no, what happened?"- young man\
" you just got a kook attack busta"- old man
"shit cracka"- young man

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snake attack

The snake attack is when a man sticks his dick out of his open fly and spontaniously urinates on an unsuspecting woman as an invitation for sexual retribution from the receiving party

Noah snake attacked that bitch and she put out.

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Giggle Attack

A violent and plural form of the "giggles." Symptoms include the inability to cease laughter, a red face, uncontrollable body shaking, and gas.

"What's that smell?"
"Sorry mayne, I can't control myself. I was just thinking about a joke I heard the other day and I had a giggle attack."

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Willy Attack

When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.

Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.

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Zhuang Attack

An asian or pacific islander that publicly embarasses themselves with their clothes that they wear everyday, bowl haircut, or "size"

"Wow, Eric was such a Zhuang Attack with his new haircut!"

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whale attack

Doing a fat chick

Last night i was drunk n got in a whale attack!

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Timmy Attack

A Timmy* Attack is when you have a craving for some Tim Hortons coffee and a box of doughnuts to the point where you can't even focus on driving because all you can think of is caffeine which you are hooked on.

*Timmy is referring to Timmy's, or Tim Hortons the coffee/doughnut shop found around Canada and a bit of the U.S. Some Canadian's refer to Tim Hortons as Timmy's, therefore a craving for Timmy's is a Timmy Attack.

"I'm havin' a timmy attack wanna go to timmy's and grab a coffee???"

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