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someone who is just so much more than a baby girl, you have to emphasize it with the “O”
Molly brought me to get pedialyte, WHAT A BABY GORL
Institutional investors who panic sell at the first sign of a market downtrend
The Hedge Fund weenie babies are shorting the market again
A December baby is someone who is born in December.
When a baby was just supposed to be cum left in a womans dirt hole, but just enough overflowed into the ham wallet to conceive a child. With most nutrients not ending up where the should have, the kid ends up lacking smarts and motivation.
This apprentice is so useless he must have been an overflow baby.
A baby who holds all the secrets about triangles, often times used by NASA. Unfortunately no one cares about triangles because they are not round. He was therefore cast into the ocean for all of eternity.
I drove my car to NASA where all the astronauts were takin the SAT's then I ran into the room and shouted "bad news space men, god is real and math is for lunatics. I'm going to throw the trigonometry baby into the ocean"
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A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
Let's steal a baby today!
Okay, grab your baby purse!
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Sick children, between the ages of 5 and 15, who are home due to school closures, playing online video games (like Fortnite) and audibly coughing, sniffling, and sneezing. See also #sweaty fever child
tiny voice "Ashhpplzz! *snif* Anybody got a mic? Helloo? *koff* *koff* Anyone got a mic? Nobody? *snif*"
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."
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