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jv bandit

#11 (scrotum) on the montoursville jv football team -2023

him: Yo i'm finna get drip for this game.
varsity: Bro your a jv bandit

by BigMikesBalls October 22, 2023


sewer bandit

The cunt at the end of the bar bitching about her boyfriend not giving her a ring

Look at that sewer bandit she's a gold digget

by Sandtrapper July 19, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puccini Bandit

Puccini Bandit
1. A sex act wherein a man (or woman) rims a woman while she is being fucked by another man.
2. The person doing the rimming.
3. (v) to engage in the act.

Oh yeah! Puccini bandit me!

by Renderdude December 5, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


panty bandit

Anyone who sneaks into a woman's dirty laundry, to get some of her dirty panties to smell and fantasize about her, while either pleasing them self or a lover pleasing them.

In order to be a panty bandit, you have to successfully sneak into a woman's dirty laundry and steal her dirty soiled panties successfully at least four times.

by panty bandit January 24, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fanny bandit

someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random

those damned fanny bandits almost got my ass pussy again!

by tyler gross September 10, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Time Bandit

A time bandit is the one friend who extends the night by any means necessary. A time bandit will be the person to say "just one more" and to buy another round when you are looking for your coat. The time bandit will say it's early: "Come on stay another hour -- it's early -- you'll still be able to get forty-five minutes of sleep tonight." The time bandit will purposely underestimate the time it takes to get home: "Don't worry you can grab a cab and get out to the Hamptons in thirty minutes" The time bandit will go as far as to use sex to keep you out -- Don't leave I was just about to kiss you."

Melanie is a time bandit. For her "grabbing a quick one after work" means letting her friends get home before its light the next morning. I went to lunch with Melanie and got home a week later.

by tiredguy December 30, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bmx bandits

a group of hood rats who cause trouble on their bikes in the inner suburbs

josh and mike and the rest of the bmx bandits watched as they burnt down old man petersons dog kennel

by Andygeekie July 21, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž