fad band

a term used to describe such bands that have one hit and then fade into obscurity, or bands that are never going to be popular because they are just above garage bands on the food chain but their fans are fiercely proud. bands like showbred, autopilot off, and the backstreet boys.

becky92: omg i love dashboard confessional they are teh R0xorz! i <3 them.
andrea5978:ugh i hate them why are you always into fad bands?
Becky92:you are such a bitch! always putting me down!
andrea5978:oh go cry your big emo tears.

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band practice

practice for band members that involves learning how to play and march better. these practices are to prepare band members for performances, concerts, and competitions.

I have band practice after school on Monday's, Tuesday's, and Thursday's from 3:30 - 6:00 PM.

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Poser bands

Bands that try to be "punk" or "heavy metal"

Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Sum 41, Avril Lavigne, etc.

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Band kids

Bunch of nerds, geeks, dumbasses, and dumb bitches that love memes and each other.

Susie- I'm so sad for the band kids, they get no love from the school, it's just pitiful.
Band kids- didn't expect to be attacked, but ok.

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Jizz Band

Term used when talking about Jazz Band.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.

"Dude i just got back from Jizz Band. I need a clean pair of pants."

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boy band

An outmoded commodity, popular among the steaming shitpiles of the clueless, brainless,post-orwellian masses in the late 1990s amd early 2000s, that was prefabricated by AR types to fit a narrow set of criteria (ability to look attractive, ability to dance....I think that's it).

The boy band danced on the corspes of the remaining boy bands.

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band hopper

a person (usually female) who has a one night stand with one member of a band, then proceeds on to the next band and has a one night stand with one of their members, and so on.

a groupie, who hops from band to band.

"Dude, she got with that guy from Chelsea Grin, then that guy from Hermione, then that guy from Inn Hell! She is such a band hopper!"

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