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barning

v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021


Barning

Refers to edgy lyrical content similar to "legendary" ex-Cannibal Corpse and Six Feet Under vocalist Chris Barnes'. Lyrics that someone who's Barning would write include counts of rape, murder, torture, necrophilia, and misogyny. Barning can also refer to the annoying grunting that Chris Barnes calls his scream, which is made fun of on a daily basis by vocalists who actually know what they're doing.

Bro that new RealBand song was cool, but the vocalist was fuckin' Barning, bro.

by ParrotSqawk March 4, 2022


Christ Barnes

A scaudly person who has a fetish for dirty crusty hair and skin. Is very good at their job. Has a favourite colleague but won't tell them. Can often look like they want to kill someone on the daily. Fiesty like a jalapeno pizza

That one is an absolute Christ Barnes

by November 30, 2021


beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."

by Panurge87 July 25, 2024


The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke May 14, 2011


PORN BARN

PEDOPHILIA PARADISE

A new BREAKFAST PLACE

Where you have PARENTS.

A STANFORD NUDIST COLONY MAYBE

CASTRATION CENTRAL

Hey I told the LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS we got a big birthday party celebration as go back on our FARM to that BARN as no worries we will protect you on our video as where little does anyone know the BARN is purposely one mile from the house and you may say it is the PORN BARN where CHILDISH things go on and on the MENU TODAY main course SWEDISH MEATBALLLS and right now it is 2:54 pm in SWEDEN as H0LE VAGINA TIP RIMJ0B is in order there too.

Why would they call a NEW BREAKFAST PLACE that serves WAFFLES, SKEPTICISM and other syrupy stuff the PORN BARN too as is this another STANFORD UNIVERSITY EXPERIMENT?

This WORLD has PSEUDOPEDOPHILIA as after all anywhere you are sporting the parents under their PORN BARN is some real naked scenes that go on unseen by the rest of the WORLD and who knows what kind of HOOPLA goes on between parents BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Hey volunteer as go to the PORN BARN but one STIPULATION no showering as STINKING AND SMELLY ANATOMY is important for our utility.

Big SECRET if you touch that PENIS they poked through that GLORYH0LE you are getting TWO VAGINAS AND TWO CLITS from the PORN BARN as " lights , camera, action , ROLE EM".

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022


Paris Barnes

The god of the Nigga race.

I just got done praying to Paris Barnes.

by Paris Barnes April 8, 2023