22nd Base

The point where one fucks life into an inanimate object, and then makes it climax. AKA Frankenfuck

"Have you ever heard a statue moan?"
"Did you get to 22nd Base?"

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second base

In non perverted terms, the base diagonal from home plate in baseball.

He just ran past second base, and is quickly headed for third.

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100000th base

When Mars has sex with earth and creates Saturn and the hubble telescope is used as a dildo for the sun

The universe was created by a 100000th base

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24th Base

To oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it

"Heyi got to 24th base last night"
"Fuck Off You Freak"

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sixth base

To immediately knock your sexual partner unconscious after sealing the deal on fifth base (anal)

"Yeah, I totally reached sixth base (six-based) her in the back of the head afterwards and got the hell out of there"

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sixteenth base

STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl

STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex

STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina

STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"

ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise

Janet: I like aerobics.
Jim: I like sixteenth base.

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103459th base

Viciously stabbing your sexual partner with knives and spoons while spooning then preceding to shove your dick in each of the holes.

Now if you're a lady then carve your partners leg into a large dick and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial dick honey whilst yelling "cacao"

WARNING: your partner may die
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friend 1: bruh I went to 103459th base with Sydney last night! it was sweet!
friend 2: no way dude! I went to 103459th base with Juliette last night!

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