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A Slumlord who keeps the heat off in his rental units until code enforcement comes to inspect, after they leave he turns it off again
My Landlord is a CHEAP BASTARD.
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the british police. who wear bright yellow jackets, also builders, and lollypop ladies
fucking pig, flourescent bastard
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1. adj. Someone who talks amazing amounts of shit but never backs it up. But, when put in the position to have to back it up, will triumph gloriously resulting in more shit talking, thus perpetuation the cycle.
2. adj. An extrordinarily tough person.
Jesus Todd is bastard tough! He talked shit on Matt all night and when Matt threw down, Todd kneed him in the balls and kept talking shit.
2. Marv from "Sin City"
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simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.
"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."
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George W. Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, and all the other warmongering fucking bastard leaders of the Coalition Of The Killing.
Howard Hitler is a fucking bastard.
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The feeling of being unable to eat a single mouthful more; Completely full, beyond loosening one's belt.
"More cake, Jim?"
"Leave off Martha, I'm full as a bastard"
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Bastard honey is honey who's floral origins are unknown. Compared to monofloral honey, honey from one type of plant, or polyfloral honey, honey that has been mixed, bastard honey's origins are either unknown, undisclosed, or something else of the sort. The idea of bastard honey comes from the idea of illegitimate honey, who's ancestry is unknown.
I got some honey packaged like catsup from the bakery near my school, but was disappointed when I realized it was bastard honey
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