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public bathroom

a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.

When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.

by jissel69420 February 26, 2022


Bathroom Blogger

A person who does their deep thought, prolific writing while sitting on the toilet in the privacy of their bathroom. This environment is mentally and creatively stimulating to them and provides them the perfect privacy needed to write. This person is also more likely to be a Toilet Tweeter.

Ken writes two to three blog posts a day from the confines of his toilet, in the privacy of his bathroom. Sometimes this Bathroom Blogger takes his talent to work, spending his entire lunch break on the toilet writing on his laptop.

by K Whitt January 27, 2013


freakiest twink in the itaewon bathrooms

A phrase used to refer to a certain pirate captain, who is 5'8, and is also a twink who is way too freaky.

"Man, I love the short gay guy from Ateez."
"you mean the freakiest twink in the itaewon bathrooms?"

by felixsmotherinlaw January 20, 2025


bathroom game

A videogame that you find in the bathroom. Wierd right? Yeah, it happens. Someone may not play a game very much anymore and may take it into the bathroom to think about it over a phone. Then, after hiding it, they may forget to remove it. They may forget about the game altogether for a while, and just procrastinate on searching for it because of quickly growing games like Fortnite.

2 years ago: Friend: Man Fortnite's growing fast. We're already on Season 7! BTW I sold your brother Call of Duty Black Ops 2.

1 year ago: The brother is playing the game, doesn't really like it due to AI related stuff and leaves it in the bathroom.
Today: I found a bathroom game. It's all mine now. You can do a lot of stuff in this game. I didn't know Black Ops was this good.

by arvinthsiva October 26, 2018


Mopping bathrooms

To “ throw it back “ in a club or work a pole

Yo start was killing it last night , she was mopping bathrooms on the pole

by Throwntothewind December 24, 2023


Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.

Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.

by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018


school bathrooms

Its a nightmare in there

In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate

In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?

Person:Bro the school bathrooms smell like death

by StereotypicalSarah August 20, 2023