When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
the part of the body that receives trauma from a fake injury
That player was hardly touched, he must have hurt his vagina nuts.
the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.
No Nut November is a internet challenge where men are not allowed to release their white liquid for the entire month of November.
Guy 1: wanna do no nut november?
Guy 2: no bc im horny asf
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An orange-haired man by the name of Joshua Kenneth Bromley with orange pubes.
Joshua Kenneth Bromley has Fanta Nuts
The ranga Josh Bromley has Fanta Nuts