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Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.

Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.

by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016


vagina nuts

the part of the body that receives trauma from a fake injury

That player was hardly touched, he must have hurt his vagina nuts.

by myrealnameisthis October 2, 2011


gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)

haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!

by michael foolsley June 11, 2011


Holy Nut

When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates

Jesus just made a Holy Nut

by bigboisautism December 26, 2018


scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.

James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.

by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017


No Nut November

No Nut November is a internet challenge where men are not allowed to release their white liquid for the entire month of November.

Guy 1: wanna do no nut november?
Guy 2: no bc im horny asf

by nfsvsforza May 22, 2023

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Fanta Nuts

An orange-haired man by the name of Joshua Kenneth Bromley with orange pubes.

Joshua Kenneth Bromley has Fanta Nuts
The ranga Josh Bromley has Fanta Nuts

by Coca-Cola Balls April 28, 2021