Noggo Beans

Noggo Beans is a deity, it can be worshipped by any religion. It commonly shows up in shows such as The Real House Wives Or Orange County and also Full House. It is unknown what Noggo Beans wants in this world, however, it is known that we need to worship it.

Bro did you worship noggo beans today? If not you need to! Who knows what'll happen if you dont!

Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.

Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.

Blue Bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.

Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.

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Bean

Meaning your very drunk but enjoying it.

"Oh man, im too bean to get up"

"I've had too much beer... i'm well bean!"

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frances bean

child of kurt cobain and courtney love

save frances bean?

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Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

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bean flicking

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing the clit for fun.

"Kirsty stop flicking the bean and get out of the bath. I need to take a piss!"

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