beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

Beef Nubs

Gum ball sized, meaty, engorged female nipples. Typically accompanied by large areolas.

Rachel took her bra off and wow!!! What a set of beef nubs. I had to suckle.

I sucked her beef nubs last night.

Beef Lumps

Heavy, hanging testicles.

Rachel loves to suck my beef lumps.

I love the sound of my beef lumps smacking her ass.

Beef Village

The female equivalent of a Sausage Party. A gathering were there are disproportionately more women than men.

Straight woman: ugh, this party is such a beef village.
Gay woman: hell yeah, this party is such a beef village!

Squeezing the beef

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.

Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.

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dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.

"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."

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Ground Beef

what happens when when a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and shreds your dick

your girl gave me a blowjob last night and i woke up with ground beef !

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