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A faggot who is only liked by annoying little shits on PS3 and Xbox Live who constantly go on about his songs which lyrics contain secret brainwashing messages that will make any normal person want to stab themselves repeatedly and swear to kill Bieber with a screwdriver. And people think this is music! 50 cent, Eminem, Dr. Dre - thats music not Justin Bieber pussy pop!
Justin Bieber: "baby baby baby ohh!"
Guy watchin TV: WTF is this!?
JB: "one love, one love"
GWTV: urge to commit homocide growing... AAAAARRRHHHH!
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oh great another Aron Carter! here we go again! justin Bieber!
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1) A massive douchbag that has looks (in the opinion of his ignorant fans) which makes him be worshipped even though s/he has absolutely no talent.
2) A 16 years old Canadian asshole (even though he is known by his fans as a "hot talented singer that has nice hair") which is actually a 50 years old rapist.
3) Deadly lung disease.
1)
Guy one: that douch! He's such a justin bieber!
Guy two: Yeah.
2)
Justin Bieber fan: That was the best sawng EVAR!!!! It has everything - the word baby and that "oooowowoooowow"
Guy that has a brain and any taste at music: No, in fact, Justin Bieber is a fag and he should be eradicated from this world. Or at least hit puberty.
3)
Doctor: I'm sorry, you're infected with the Justin Bieber virus and you have only a month to live.
Infected guy : :O
Infected guy's family : :o
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The world's gayest, small-dicked 16 year old faggot who sound like a 10 year old girl.
Someone went to jail for throwing a bottle at Justin Bieber during a concert.
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The most hottest 16 year old boy in the world he's talented, good lookin, and can dance he's a triple threat
JB hater: justin bieber is gay
Me(jb fan): shut the fuck up!
Hater: NO!
Me:*pushes in front of train and laughs while watching the hater get hit by the train* :)
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The most talented teenager on the planet!. loved by lots of girls. Sounds like a GUY!. sings about the best thing in the world LOVE<3 he is also one of the hottest guys on earth. have many fans. Mega fans are called biebettes, and beliebers:)
Girl: omg have u heard of justin bieber
Girl 2: yea he is totally hot
Me: im going to marry him one day<3
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(n.) a 16-year-old boy who thinks that he's cool and can sing hip-hop and is, for some strange reasons, loved by 13-year-old girls who thinks that he is a "talented musician" (citation needed, really, an italic would also be great) while even boys like girls sounds better than he is.
(v.) an act of having mistakenly considered a boy's high-pitched voice as a young girl's voice.
1. tom got justin bieber'd on the phone by may:
*phone rings*
tom: hello, good afternoon.
may: *enthusiastically* oh heyy, aunt marie. can i talk to tom?
tom: uhh..., may, it's me, tom.
2. i have nothing against the bieber personally, but i think the modern music industry needs more true talents.
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