Long Bird

When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.

1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.

2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.

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surfin' bird

a bird that everybody knows about

Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!

surfin' bird

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do bird

to serve a sentence in prison

(on a postcard): Dear Mommy and Daddy! We do bird for drug trafficking in Sing Sing. Greetings!

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Flappy bird

A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.

"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."

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flipping birds

Selling kilograms of Cocaine (bird = kilo).

My companions and I went flipping birds on the corner.

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shoot the bird

To present your middle finger to someone as an act of defiance.

MEATWAD: He's always messsing with me.
UHR: Shoot him the bird!
IGNIGNOKT: Yes, give him the finger.

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Bird Flu

When a person is moving, selling or using a kilo of cocaine.

That dude's got the bird flu.

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