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Reciving oral sex while deficating in the shower
Dude my girl was sucking my dick in the shower it felt pretty good but after i took a shit in the middle magical. total raining blumpkin
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The opposite of blumpkin. To be felched while urinating.
Ah no, I just missed the bowl. This anti-blumpkin is dangerous!
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The act of giving or receiving a blumpkin while on the street. Subject A proceeds to defecate in a street, sidewalk, or alleyway. Subject B performs fellatio on Subject A during the defecation process.
The homeless guy was already taking a dump in the alley; I thought I would be charitable and give him a Street Blumpkin.
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When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.
Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.
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while giving an upper decker to a toilet you are getting a blumpkin
i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome
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To get a bj while taking a dump and eating lobster at the same time.
I went over to legal seafood and got an ultimate blumpkin in the bathroom.
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A hamster blumpkin means blowing a hamster while it's taking a crap.
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
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