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when you 69 with a fat ass or any chick, let her queef or fart in your face and inhale for as long as you can and hold your breath to see what kind of buzz you get.
same as above, 69 fart, inhale and hold breath for as long as you can.
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Funnel and tube used to consume large amounts of beer at one time. Used mostly by fraternities and lame people trying to get wasted REALLY fast.
Guy: Come on do a beer bong with me, I'll teach you.
Me: Teach me? No I'm too afraid. Girls shouldn't do that.
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a cock. When girls give you head, it looks like when they're taking a bong rip.
Last night Queen Pink was takin mad hits off my beef bong.
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An extremely knowledgeable Marijuana activist who is determined to peacefully legalize its highly beneficial use and not make it a crime to heal from the most beneficial crop on Earth.
Morally Bankrupt Government: "I wish I could be man enough to legalize Marijuana, but I just want to piss off overly responsible citizens like Bong Rip just to spice America up, whatever that means."
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where you stir your cum in pudding and give it to a person that is blazed to eat.
he was an asshole so we were bonging the pudding
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The girl at the party which every guy has hit but is diry as hell
Yo, have you seen the bong water over there, she's fucking gross...
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one sort of bottle bong includes what most of the definitions have. make a tin foil bowl at the top, cut some holes in it & have the bottom filled with water.
my idea of a bottle bong is basically a more fun way to smoke instead of just passin' around the blunt. personally, i would rather do this. not that i dont like blunts, in fact i would marry a blunt if women were non existent (talk about a good wife) but this is just to add to the fun.
take a gatorade bottle, coke bottle, etc. one of the smaller bottles works. i use gatorade. anyways, make a small-ish hole on the side at the bottom. about an inch from the bottom of the bottle. this is where you'll put the end of a blunt, the part your mouth will go on. now make a small hole on the side to put your thumb on. i like to use lighters to make these holes.
light up the blunt (or joint, doesnt matter) put your thumb on the side hole, smoke up the bottle, take your thumb off and smoke up.
i also like it because you get more smoke. and its fun to see who can and can't clear it.
its also the best way to smoke roaches for that buzz.
smoke up, friends.
1. "dude, i got 2 blunts. finish this gatorade ill make a bottle bong."
2. "still got those roaches from after we almost got busted?"
"hells yeah son. "
"dude imma go buy a gatorade, we'l make a bottle bong and finish 'em."
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