He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying
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A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.
“Holy shit, ima bout to give her Brandon’s birthmark!”
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A man with a micropenis
That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!
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He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon
girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade
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A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage
Brandon is a bitch
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The real name is daddy. He has great ball control and his driving is godly. He almost got t boned but he hit 100 on the dash. Daddy is the biggest of boys clocking in a 6"9 packing some smoll dick energy to balance out the universe. He took one for the bois.
Damn That dude is such a daddy.
Yeah Brandon over there?
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