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An African-American adult film actor who is A self-proclaimed Porn Legend. Pumper is known for his 'roid physique, an average penis size and (usually most of the time) not so attractive female partners.
" God, I hate that Brian Pumper dude, he's kinda cocky, he acts like he's been in the business for so long..."
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the sexiest jazz man alive; an ap music theory enthusiast; bowler extraordinaire; trumpet man who’s essentially a god; can be frightening but would easily be your favorite teacher;
Brian Leff is hot af
Woah you’re a genuine Brian Leff
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An absolute boss with a huge dick, and everyone loves him
Brian stearns is really hot
Brian Stearns is a boss
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Canadian Prime Minister from 1984-1993 who was the best damn thing to happen to Canada since Sir John A. Macdonald.
1. He was responsible for FTA and NAFTA, which saw Canadian companies gain profit by expanding into the United States and Mexico.
2. He replaced the MST with the GST, which helped the Canadian government get out of deficit by using the consumer tax as a source of government revenue.
3. He drafted the Meech and Charlottetown accords to bring Quebec into the Canadian federation, unfortunately the libtards under Trudeau and Chretien had to destroy it.
4. He worked with other nations in the commonwealth and Africa to help bring an end to apartheid in South Africa.
5. He signed an acid rain agreement with the States in 1991, and was recently voted Canada's Greenest PM in history.
Brian Mulroney was so good he pwned the Libtards for 9 years and still had a story to tell.
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The act of getting 18 million a year for nothing.
Brian Grant's NBA contract is similar to getting Child Support checks from Bill Gates.
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The white labodor from Family Guy. Brian is the kind, loyal, sophisticate, and adorable little dog of the show. He is one of the smartest in the house. He loves dry-martinis any alcohol for that matter and can't find the right women. He loves Lois but is best friends with Peter. He cares in a non-gay way about Stewie as shown in the episode "Brian And Stewie". Brian also has once eaten all the shit Stewie made in his diaper in the same episode. Once Brian had dusted off his brown and green dinner he proceded to dessert, a big puddle of Stewie's vomit. Stewie then forced Brian to cross the line by "cleaning" Stewie probably saw it as a rimjob Stewies poo-stained ass. Unfortunatly for poor Brian, Stewie can be heard letting go a big wet fart while Brian lapped up his brown asshole. The poor dog can be seen stressing over it for most of the episode. But at the end Brian and Stewie confess they have both care about one enother, with Brian seen as a father figure to Stewie.
Brian Griffin is the BEST character on Family Guy!
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A Humorous character that rarely appears in the comic ctrl+alt+del found at ctrlaltdel-online.com
Dude, did you see Chef Brian shove a carrot in that one guy's eye to show why the lines on the road are yellow?
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