Random
Source Code
Random
A pejorative term for a white person who does something that is outdone or done better by a black person. Based upon the 80s piano rocker Bruce Hornsby, who scored a hit with the song "The Way It Is" which was later sampled and practically re-created by 2Pac years later.
Elvis Presley: Ain't nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time-
Black Musician: Naw, naw, naw man this is how you sing it
*Black person performs a superior rendition*
Elvis Presley: Wow...that was uh...
Black Musician: Amazing? Yeah.
Elvis: Well yeah.
Black Musician: Take that ya Bruce Hornsby
Having a wank and a shit at the same time.
Sorry I was late to the track, I was having a Bruce.
Bruce ( brucing) is the act of using two fingers to pull to one side the underwear covering the perineum of an intoxicated lady & engage in coitus in a standing position. Usually performed in dimly lit areas of a public yet private space to the rear of a licensed premises.
Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.
I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
just a sweet and pure cocksucker, who loves to rim a oozing dick.
did you see that guy bruce take all of that dick?
A friendly general nickname, can be used for strangers or best friends. Bruce is used in the same context as bro, mate, pal etc. Best used in very short interactions.
Can you pass me my drink Bruce?
That one dyslexic demon next door.
Person 1: What is that sound?
Person 2: Oh. It's just Bruce waking up.