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Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.

Bryan is so annoying.

by ChiquieMami February 4, 2022


Bryan Cutter

An individual so smart, profound and specialized that it serves only a single purpose: Winning.

There is not too much known about Bryan Cutter's around the world, but whoever meets one will notice their aura right away. A mixture of mythology's Adonis and billionaire Jack Ma, combined into a relentlessly winning creature. Outsmarting and outshining everyone along the way.

Person A: " Wow, what you said was actually really smart and interesting- how did you know about that?"

Person B: "Ah, just now? I think I just Bryan Cuttered it out of nowhere..."
Person A: "You are a true god!"
Person B:"Woooo!"

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018


Max Bryan Collin Jones

Max Bryan Collin Jones is a man who has a really big, huge massive forehead so this word 'Max Bryan Collin Jones' means massive forehead

look at that guys 'Max Bryan Collin Jones'

by IlIlllII October 12, 2020


Bryan Era

hot, stunning, flawless, any picture i take is so hot

i am in my bryan era and i look stunning

by stunningqueen101 September 4, 2022


pulling a bryan

being late as fuck to work

where’s kaelec? oh, he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024


pulling a bryan

being late

where’s kaelec? oh he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024


Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

by Nutsackmuscle February 20, 2019