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Oral sex involving Canadian Maple syrup
Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee
Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.
"She is truly a Mounty's dream, she loves taking a Canadian Fisting."
When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North
"Steve pooped on my face last night"
"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"
Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"
Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night
A hockey fight.
"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."
Similar to the Ugly American, but completely different due to being all Canadian instead of American.
American 1: Sometimes I wish I could move to Canada. Canadians are known to be the nicest people there is.
American 2: Dude, shouldn't Ugly Canadians be enough to prove that not all Canadians are perfect angels? That alone is enough to prove that there's rude and obnoxious people everywhere and not just in the U.S.