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Canadian geese when they shit up your yard leaving "landmines" aka shit piles for you to step on.
The Canadian Taliban are back for the summer.
Condom, or similar prophylactic, made entirely of denim.
Jimmy was pulling so much tail at the monster jam, he definitely got to use his Canadian bowtie.
The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.
I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.
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When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North
"Steve pooped on my face last night"
"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"
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Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"
Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night
A hockey fight.
"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."