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1. being under the influence of marijuana.
this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.
Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.
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Ohhhhh nonce ohhhhhh syphilis nonce ladennnnnn ohhhhh
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A phrase that describes either a game that is really bad and started off making people cringe, or a game that has a bad community and therefore has been ruined. Cancerous games can still be fun for most people if played correctly and not abused.
Roblox is a “Cancerous Game” because of the community.
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Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.
"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"
"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"
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Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.
Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.
Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"
"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."
"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
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One who smokes, and therefore risks contracting cancer.
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A cancer cell is someone who you don't want to be around no matter what. Most people will go to extremes to avoid this type of people. There called cancer cells because when your around them you feel like your being eaten from the inside out.
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