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(KAW-TEHN KAN-DEE)
1) Spun sugar that results in a whispy confectionery, typically merchandised in a see-thru plastic bag, or on a paper cone.
2) When a man or woman's pubic hair has a sweet taste and aroma from their body soap.
Clown: "Would you like a taste of COTTON CANDY from my bag, little boy?"
Dad: "Hey, fuck you faggot, get your sick sugar-dick outta here."
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Tim: "I muff-dived into Sheila's pussy last night and munched on that shit like it was COTTON CANDY."
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Something that is not intended to perform a function, just to look nice.
That image has nothing to do with the product, it's just eye candy.
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Something pleasing to the mind, but isn't intellectual or though provoking and in some cases can degrade brain function.
I only buy OK magazine because i need some mind candy after a hard day of thinking
Girl 1: I love the latest series of 'farmer wants a wife' it is total mind candy!
Girl 2: Yeah it's so good I can feel my brain rotting after every episode
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When using a porta-john that is in desperate need of servicing, your yam bag dips in the shit water when you sit down and gets a nice blue/brown coating.
Guy #1, " Goddam these shitters need pumped out!"
Guy #2, " I know dude, I took a shit and ended up with Candied Yams"
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n. A young girl with issues who has intermitten bouts of rage. In the case of someone who is 'angry candy', these moments are ironic and sad, because the girl is so small she can't actually damage anything other than herself.
"Relax, angry candy. It'll all be over soon, so put down the pillow and take a moment of chill, kay?"
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candy that tastes like marijuana, they make suckers and energy drinks. there slogan is every like is like a hit.
daddy i want some chronic candy
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obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.
"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."
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