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the carrots grow in ur stomach and then wen u throw up they get cut off by the stomach acid and come out ur mouth
all peoples sick.... carrot sick
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Funny way to describe bowel movements.
About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.
a woman who wants to give oral sex to a man
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no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes
person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT
A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.
He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.
When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.
I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".
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It is a orange triangle object that can block traffic or be used at construction sites. They are also know for being stolen by people
The 4 foot carrot blocked the car passing.