Smebb code

Horribly written source code that is virtually impossible to follow and modify. Smebb code has no consistent structure and is written with no regard to security by people who think they can code.

include($_GET(...));
// Smebb code
// Urban Dictionary doesn't allow square brackets so don't flame me about them :/

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absolute code

Among gay people there is an implicit Code of Honor: no matter how badly someone offends you, it is absolutely forbidden to expose or “out” fellow gays to their family, straight friends, or work colleagues.

No self respecting gay person would break the absolute code.

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bar code

alternative spelling for barcode

From the black and white vertical strips that supermarkets put on products so that when you get to the checkout, you or the checkout man/girl/person can put it under the optical scanner, and the supermarket's software will update its database, and the cash register will put it on your bill.

"Bar code" is usually spelt 'barcode' these days pal, whatever your spell check program says.

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Microsoft Code

Preferred by writers of top quality Spyware and Malware the world over.

The microsoft code used in Windows XP is a prime example of Spyware.

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Code 18

A code used by polcie departments and 911 dispatchers to signal the use of any kind of drug

"We have a fight, it may be code 18 related" "A group of people outside smoking code 18"

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Brorse Code

The special form of communication between a group of Bros.

Bro : I think we're receiving something...

(High-pitched) "BRO BROOOOOOO BRO BRO BRO BRO BROOOOOO"

Bro : I think our fellow bro is saying "Bring Nintendo GameCube" in Brorse Code!

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Code Yellow

A code called at Linden Oaks Mental Hospital. It's used when a patient goes completely ape shit and the only thing left to do is to lock them in a room and inject Ativan in their ass.

"Code Yellow in adolescent. Code Yellow in adolescent."
"I bet that's Karlee."

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