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Alkimos college

Alkimos college is a cunty school filled with cunty students, they consist of silly faggots, dumb cunt eshay lads and cunted tryhards

“Wassup my cracka how you been”
“Onion and cheese dipping sauce
“Alkimos college been a reel L bruv”

by Putasmacka October 21, 2021


Fettes College

One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.

Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.

by UrbaneUrban January 27, 2020


College Confidential

The ultimate circle-jerk for insecure high schoolers and/or obsessive parents who want to live vicariously through their children. Arrogance, exaggeration, and downright creepiness from parents and students alike can be found in this psuedo-intellectual cesspool. Many normal and average students get sucked into viewing their forums through the "chance me" section of the website to compare themselves to these egomaniacs and their parents. Truly the most toxic place on the internet, avoid at all costs for your own mental health.

A Typical College Confidential Parent: MY SON WITH A 7.4 UW GPA, 1700 SAT, 50 MILLION LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, 25 HIGH PROFILE INTERNSHIPS, AND A RECOMMENDATION FROM JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GOT WAITLISTED FROM OUR STATE SCHOOL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????? (beside obvious exaggeration in stats, this was a real forum I saw.)

by Coffee0239 May 7, 2020


comment-college

1. The study of Internet comments pertaining to a particular subject

2. An educational system comprised of uncorroborated and often fallacious information taken from the comments section of various online sources (blogs, news articles, videos)

3. Continuous exposure to comments presented by anonymous posters whom often have malicious or evil intent

1. He read a few articles online and now he thinks he knows everything, a few hours of comment-college doesn't make you an expert on the subject.

2. If you dig a little deeper and get past the deficient “comment-college” that you currently attend you will find the real truth.

by johnnysilas September 9, 2010


College Confused

People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion

"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"

by mosa mose August 18, 2011


college whore

An annoying high school senior who gets into a top college EA but then insists on applying to every single other school on the face of the planet for regular decision, just to see where else they can get in.

Bob just got into Yale early, but he's still applying to ten other schools... what a stupid college whore.

by Anonyemousssssssssssssssssssss December 16, 2011

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ithaca college

a haven for stoners and hippies.

guy: dude, where do you go to college?
other guy: I go IC, man.
guy: oh sweet, can i buy some pot from you?
other guy: sure!

by willow_tree September 30, 2004

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