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Fun money for extracurricular activities
Dude! I found condom money in the cushions!
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Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"
Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.
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when a girl is riding you , and decides to fart on your dick , and you take it and keep going .
trevor:so i brought this chick home , and she pulled out the condom rippler on me , it was awful.
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Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.
someone acting gay and stupid.
"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"
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A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.
Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"
Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."
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aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.
I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.
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Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm
human Condom did you ever see that video what a dead fish...
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