Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.

Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.

Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison

The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly

covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.

My covid-19th is in July this year.

Covid lollipop

A hypothetical lollipop containing covid that the whole world licks

Stop wearing your mask now,and lick the covid lollipop today.

COVID baddie

Someone who is stuck in the house but she/he wants to look cute so they dress up just to stay at home.

Friend: Why are you looking so cute when you can’t leave the house.
Me: Idek just feel like being a COVID baddie today.

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

Covid Line

A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices

I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.