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gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire

Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

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crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

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crappy crack

Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.

You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).

by MAC1 August 21, 2006


Crack Slippage

an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.

an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.

Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.

by Chicwa February 8, 2011


crack-a-dizzle

some skank ass hoe who b all up in a brothas kool-aid

damn u crack-a-dizzle step off u be buggin me all night yo.

by KeatonDizzle March 26, 2007


Do it for the crack

To do it for the laugh of the situation

Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!

by Jay McEv November 17, 2019


Crack bitch

A bitch who is high on crack and doesn't give two shits about anything because she's high on crack.

Beth:"Damn Becky! Look at that crack bitch"

crack bitch:"hsiakwkalsjdhrvrhjsks"

by Redcloudstrife May 2, 2016