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A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.
Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto
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A dog with a Crusty Private area.
Doug- Whats wrong with your dog, she is walking funny?
Joe- Oh shes a "Crusty Paws"
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When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.
I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.
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a teenage girl who looks crusty. she feels and looks like garbage. she most likely looks sick
Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!
Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.
Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.
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the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter
dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
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When someone has taken a bath but has not completely washed off the soap lather off their penis. the dried soap in addiction to a lack or neglect of applying moisturizing cream. This results in the skin of said persons genitals. to become extremely dry and crusty, while using the word coco which is a Caribbean slang for penis, we arrive at the term crusty coco.
Ravi did not properly wash off after his bathe bur proceeded to "get in some girls pants"
Ravi: gyrl you like what you see
some girl: ... why is it so flakey
Ravi: ...... ?
Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!
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noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.
I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.
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