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Crystal Leigh

A beautiful woman who many people are jealous of and so they unnecessarily direct hate towards her.

jess: ugh she’s not good enough for him.

chloe: stop attacking her like crystal leigh. she did nothing wrong

by kissyafi19 July 9, 2020

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Crystal-Skull-Fuck

When a film is remade or a film franchise is rebooted that ruins the positive connotations you had towards the original films.

Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory really crystal-skull-fucked the Gene Wilder version.

by Michigander Slammer May 23, 2015


Billy Crystal's Bane

The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.

The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.

I think this girl likes me, but I'm worried about Billy Crystal's Bane.

by montypark March 31, 2009


Crystal Water Comment

When you make a youtube comment that seems to be clear at first glance, but like water actually breaks apart and distorts easily.

Wow what a Crystal Water Comment. Probably try gain and this time stop pretending to know what your talking about.

by Clearwatermememaybe May 9, 2021


Billy Crystal Foundation

Another term for a drug dealer who sells crystal meth

"Hey let's give that guy on the corner some money."
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"

by somebodythatyoudontknow May 29, 2018


Crystal Monkey palace

A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.

While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.

Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.

by Jose Osorio November 26, 2003

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Crystal Leigh

A gorgeous and beautiful woman who people are jealous of and so they unnecessarily send hate to. She is happily engaged so no one has any business in her and her fiancé who is of legal age. Most people who send her hate would love to look as good as her at her age and are jealous

jess: ugh she doesn’t deserve him
chloe: you’re just jealous of crystal leigh for her looks and fiancé

by kissyafi19 July 9, 2020

5👍 79👎