Depression Sandwich

This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich

Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich

vocal depression

A state of low faith in ones voice and/or singing abilities. Known to both start and end suddenly in otherwise stable people due to hyper-sensitivity specifically in relation to singing. For example, off-hand comments regarding ones singing ability can either trigger or end vocal depression.

Do you wanna record that track today?
Naw, I missed that High B yesterday, and I think I'm in vocal depression.

Oh, hey, I heard your CD last night, it was pretty good.
Oh my god, really?! I think you just cured my vocal depression.

Depressing Fire

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event

Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire

Clinical depression

Also referred to as major depressive disorder, major depression, unipolar disorder or simply depression, this illness is a psychiatric condition marked by severe feelings of despondency and dejection, typically accompanied by changes in eating and sleeping habits, anhedonia (loss of interest), fatigue, somatic pain and, at the extreme, suicide ideation. Also occurs in bipolar disorder (depressed phase).

Clinical depression is a serious mental illness and quite different to the ordinary sadness we all experience from time to time.

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ipod depression

when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.

Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.

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Depressive Aggressive

When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.

Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."

Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."

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contact depression

talking or being around some one so depressed you your self get depressed

melanie: im so depressed from life, it's just pointless to go on i can't stand it.

everyone within 5 feet of her : THANKS FOR GIVING US A CONTACT DEPRESSION NOW WE NEED TO GO FIND SUMTHING TO CHEER US UP

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