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Depressed day: April 24 , be as depressed as you want
Girl 1: what's wrong you look sad
Girl 2: Yea it's Depressed day
This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich
Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich
When your house burns down
Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event
Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire
Also referred to as major depressive disorder, major depression, unipolar disorder or simply depression, this illness is a psychiatric condition marked by severe feelings of despondency and dejection, typically accompanied by changes in eating and sleeping habits, anhedonia (loss of interest), fatigue, somatic pain and, at the extreme, suicide ideation. Also occurs in bipolar disorder (depressed phase).
Clinical depression is a serious mental illness and quite different to the ordinary sadness we all experience from time to time.
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when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.
Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.
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When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.
Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."
Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."
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Someone who claims to have depression but normally has intentions to gain attention and fish for compliments and pity. They act sad and try and look depressed and complain obsessively about how they have it. They also will not accept help because deep down they know that its fake and they want all the attention. These people will also say that they have no friends even if they have many. They also use other people as therapists and never consider other people because they're "too sad" to give a sh*t. I kinda pity people who do this because they dont realise how people with depression really feel therefore mimick them.
"hey you look kinda sad are you okay?"
"I'm just really sad because of my depression and i wanna die!"
"What can I do to help?"
"Oh its my (fake depression) you can't do anything about it now im gonna cry and be an emo!"
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