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Another way of saying "Penis, Member, Cock, or Sex Organ"
"Fuck me daddy," She pleaded, wiggling her ass around in front of the make's face. "Stick your Dick in me, make me feel good, daddy."
He stuck his dick in her thick, wet pussy, causing her to moan in pleasure . Her pussy started throbbing for more as his dick entered and exited her.
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What I put in your Mum's holes last night.
No one:
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check
Pussy-Check
Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)
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A magical wand that summons little demons that grow in power over months of being in the holder
Woman: Ooohhh ya
Man:My dick just summoned some demons inside of your carrying pod
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Long penis and is fun in bed. He would always give you what you want and will always make you laugh. He is a good baker and makes the best cookies. Dick always has sex in his mind and will always ask for it without safety if your willingly to go for it. If he is around your girlfriend then most likely. she isn't your girlfriend anymore.
GF: you home
BF:noe
Dick: ready
GF: ya come over
Dick: ok
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1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.
1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"
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