Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

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i am we todd did

I am re-tar-ded..... also sofa king may be added. as in. I am sofa king we todd did.

Repeat after me, "I am we todd did."

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bush did 7/11

Bush did 7/11 is a great meme where you replace the tragic (hilarious) event that happend the 11. september 2001 with the store chain 7/11.

mike: EY, btw bush did 7/11
larry: lmao, great meme

petter: oh fuck isis just bombed a building.
martin: its just like when bush did 7/11

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I think i just did

A cocky and sassy comeback that usually leaves people speechless

person1: Hey Shut the hell up. person2: Don't you tell me to shut up. person1: uhh I think i just did. person2: ................

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did you see my bag?

BTS being savage af towards haters during their hit song "MIC Drop" in the new 2017 album Love Yourself.

BTS: DID YOU SEE MY BAG? DID YOU SEE MY BAG? MY BAG IS FULL OF TROPHIES

Haters: .....wait what I'm shook.

why did she leave me

because u really bad in Minecraft

why did she leave me is what u said typing this or your are really wondering then type 12os98

Did the Drake vocals come in yet?

Sencence used by the annoying DJ Khaled, to which he asks the question of whether Drake's vocals have came for a new track he will be producing.

DJ Khaled: Honey!, Honey, Honey!, "DID THE DRAKE VOCALS COME IN YET????"
Nicole Tuck: "Khaled shut the fuck up.."
DJ Khaled: "Do you love me?"
DJ Khaled: "Why you tripping?"

OR
DJ Khaled: Asahd!,"DID THE DRAKE VOCALS COME IN YET????"
Ashad Khaled Thinking:"What the fuck is this fat fuck on about bruh?"

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