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Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."
Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?
When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.
He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.
To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.
By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".
"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".
And also...
"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".
1. Someone who is always late to social gatherings/events. Normally by at least an hour.
2. When you make ‘special requests’ to the chef
3. Someone who can’t take banter and pulls out the race card.
4. Someone who forgets their ID at Wetherspoons.
5. Someone who will walk miles to go to a non chargeable cash machine instead of paying a £1 fee to withdraw.
He’s Doing A Dev again.
Have you got anything gluten free?
Going to las Vegas, getting proper turboed, waking tied up in hospital with an IV drip.
"Ahh man that guy is turboed, he's going to do a Bennett"
when a person completely neglects the back of their head when brushing/combing/styling their hair, hasn't washed it for a few days and the back is all cowlick-y at the crown, or is trying to get too much mileage out of a wash and blowout -- the hair looks fine if you're looking head-on, but like crap if you're looking at it from behind.
Sally: Is that a bird's nest on the back of her head?
Betty: No, it's just a no-see-do. She forgot about the half of her head she couldn't see when she looked in the mirror on her way out.
Molly: Whoa, she must have just gotten dropped from a tornado.
Jen: Possibly, but I think she's just rocking a no-see-do. She got her hair done for that event four days ago and thinks she can still work it.
Being a Massive cunt.
Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much