I don't want it

The only phrase that was given to Jon Snow in the eighth season of Game of Thrones TV Show. Best spoken in a British accent like "I donn wont ot"

Me: Hey Jon, suck my dick.
Jon: I don't want it

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Don't O'Reilly Me

What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.

Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.

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don't hate appreciate

Don't hate appreciate is a phrase used when people are hating on you for doing something that they wish they were doing.

Person 1: "You're screaming about winning 40 credits on the machine when you bet 36!"
Person 2: "Don't hate appreciate!"

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Knock and Don't Run

Knocking on the door of an unsuspecting victim and not running away.The objective is to see how long you can get the person to have their door open for.
Essentially the opposite of nicky nicky nine doors.
Popularized by Neg Dupree of the British TV show, Balls of Steel.

Fun for the whole family!

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I played "knock and don't run" and got a stiff hook to the jaw.
Guy 1: You are such a BAMF.

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i don't know

the foundation of a relationship

what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!

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Don't worry about it

A phrase used to answer any number of questions and can only be used by the champion(s) of beer pong.

1) Person 1: Dude u just knocked over 4 of our cups, now we are down 8 - 2.

Person 2: Don't worry about it.

2) Person 1: O man u just drove through tall grass with ur little corolla.

Person 2: Don't worry about it.

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i don't give

A contraction of "I don't give a (fill in expletive here).

1: Dude, that kid was talkin some mad shit about you.
2: Man, I don't give. He's just a shit anyway.

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