A jacked up truck with oversized wheels and tires and a high negative offset.
The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.
Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....
A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"
Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.
Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."
A person who is being silly/stupid.
You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!
Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.
I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.
One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite often. Also hates the word "Imagine".
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"