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A “Jewish” bastard who is not smart and thinks he’s the best person in the world and thinks he controls you and never stops talking
Man Elijah is is such an idiot he never shuts up
An elijah is a rare species of crab only foun on the west shore of CALIFORNIA
Elijahs are super sexy gentlemen. They usually have brown hair and brown eyes and love girls with brown eyes and brown hair. Elijahs love girls who are funny, kind, sympathetic, quirky, and not afraid to try different things.
girl #1: “soo uhh i like Elijah”
girl #2: “yeah i’m not shocked.. it’s Elijah!”
bro is the biggest prick ever, dude gives no fucks about how his actions affect others.
elijah is the most self centered man i've ever met
Elijah is the kinda hottie 🔥 😩 to bang someone and still be friends 😉 but then complain abt not having a partner 🙄 also Elijahs are very gay 🏳️ 🌈 and will always cheat on you 😠 but thats ok 👍 because theyre hella fucking hot 😼 🤤 😏
person: hey isnt that Elijah with his new partner
boy: isnt elijah partners with everyone
Sexiest guy on earth! Every girl wants this man because he is so tall and muscular. (One of the guys that think everything is great and runs from the one person who is scary.)
Friend: OMG, Is that Elijah?!
Me: Yeah it is!
has a huge fucking cock and balls and is also very good guy :)
Damn is that Elijah the guy with a great cock and balls and is also a great guy?