Reba (the best rent-a-pig ever)

In a little town called owensboro, two men were at peace with all fake enforcers of the law at the "mall". UNTIL ONE DAY it all started. Micah and Cheeseburger knew all the security officers names except for one, and this man is satan. THUS we gave him a name we could think of. The most womanly name that came into our shallow minds. And it was Reba, thus the monster was born. Eventually getting his own arse fired. THAT DIRTY BASTARD!

As I was walking down the street, a particular madness came about me. I no longer knew where I was, I was lost into oblivion. I became a child of the void. As I stepped through the darkness, I saw two armies clashing, I saw the bodies, they were piled on top of each other. Screaming, I fled for my life. As soon as I knew it, I was thrust into the madness of combat, swords clashing over me head, bodies dropping to the ground. I saw the blood, dear gah the blood! I was afflicted with a madness that could only be cast down upon those who entered a state of the surreal. It seemed as if everything was going in slow motion, the battle was ceasing to a halt. As soon as I knew it, I was back at my house. However, ghostly apparitions, blood red with their eyes seeping with a despair that cannot be described. I felt my hair standing on end, as if they were going to be plucked out by the air itself. I ran and I ran, passed the fleshly, horrible walls of my entrapment. I did not know what to expect next, as Micah walked out of the bathroom and kicked me off of the computer :(.

"I'm only a minor, and you are causing me serious psycological damage, and I pee the bed at night because of you."-Micah

"OKAY BOYEEE! Reba. REBAAAAAAA! your threatening us, Reba." -Diamond.

"Can you trespass in a fucking mall?" -Nick

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Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

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Do you ever wonder why we're here?

A phrase used by Red vs. Blue fans to find other Red vs. Blue fans.

The correct way to respond to this phrase is by saying; "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

Incorrect responses include; "Yeah." "Not really." "No." or "Maybe."
If somebody responds to this question with any of the above, you should immediately cease all contact with that person, and continue your efforts to find like-minded individuals.

YOU: "Hey."
FRIEND: "Yeah?"
YOU: "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
FRIEND: "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine

your behind or your ass.

in polite society, if someone tells you to f* off, don't debase yourself to their level and start insulting them back. simply tell them to take their middle finger and put their own hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine.

have you ever heard of among us, gregory?

a among us meme from five night at freddy's: security breach

gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.

no one has ever done this in the history of dota

"No one has ever done this in the history of dota" was a particularly spicy meme from back when DOTA was relevant. Said by an official commentator of a DOTA championship after witnessing a particularly impressive play by one of the participants.

Generally used as a sarcastic meme if used at all, or used in montages of games which are not DOTA, for the meme potential.

"No one has ever done this in the history of dota" is one of the more difficult memes to pull off as it isn't as well known as many other memes. Main audience is gamers and montage watchers.

*during Widowmaker Overwatch montage* *teamkill*
(Screen freezes after the specific play is shown, and the screenshot is displayed in monochrome. Meme audio proceeds to play)

"No one has ever done this... No one has EVER done this in the history of dota!

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Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You A GameBoy?

A quote from Men in Black II.

Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller

Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"

Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"

Ian: Dude, you suck at Super Smash Bros.
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?

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