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Ed rose

Ed rose stands at a colossal 6ft 2 and carries his 180lbs of atomic zest with a lethal combination of chivalry and pride which has the majority of womankind falling at his feet: Doe eyed and doting; paralysed by charm, his victim is then hypnotised by His eyes of Aegean seas whilst his velvet soft voice spins a web of seduction into which the wanton wench is liable to fall.

Above all this, at his core Ed rose is a magician.

His magic is his life force. His one and only electron; It makes for the vibrancy of his being and it protects him from cruel reality. His greatest fear is to loose his cloak of mystery, to hang his hat of tricks, to retire the bunny. Paradoxically, he knows that The act is up. To live the dream he has to Step out of the smoke.

Shazam! And just like that, Ed rose disappeared !

by Clarabella October 18, 2020


asterisk-ed

To add an asterisk to an achievement

The Philadelphia Phillies 2008 World Series title is asterisk-ed because Game 5 took too fucking long.

by Chris "Chief" Grady November 4, 2008


sonia-ed

To completely pass the tipsy stage and become drunk instantly leading to bad behaviour and severe hangovers

Oh my god, I was so sonia-ed last night that I fell out of the cab

by cakeynumnums January 7, 2014


Abby-ed

When you claim to be working from home but do almost absolutely anything to skive off from doing any actual paid work; feel guilty about it, but continue to seek social affirmation rather than simply start working.

"Oh bo! I Abby-ed soo hard yesterday that ended up organizing and itemizing my nick-knack and lose cable draw."

by The Observant Interloper August 1, 2023


86'ed

throw away something, to discard, to band some one from an establishment

He saw how bad the writing was on the sheet, so he 86'ed it.

by leojman October 20, 2019


PCR-ed

A catastrophic assertion of false science as the Polymerase Chain Reaction has been to covid 19.

‘shit! I’m being PCR-Ed! Anthropocentric climate change is as real as covid-19!’

by fishyfishy-oh November 28, 2020


Nacarrato-ed

To be randomly attacked by a younger new student for an extremely retarded, insignificant, or pointless reason.

Ignacio- "Dude, that new kid, Gabe, Nacarrato-ed me."
Brendan-"Why did he do that?"
Ignacio-"Apparently we wear similar shirts and he ain't down with that."
Brendan-"That kid is a moron."
Ignacio-"That's the second time this week! On Monday he Nacarrato-ed me for accidentally bumping him in the lunch line."
Brendan-"How unfortunate. I sure am glad I'm not part of this predicament. Now I'm gonna go have intimate relations in a Biblical sense."

by ja1ck October 18, 2011