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Filthy spin put on a pitched breaking ball in the game of baseball. Derived from the billiards technique of putting "english," or side-spin on the cue ball.
"Holy shit! Barry Zito's curve ball has some nasty english!"
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A saucy hussy from England or thereabouts who is rather sassy and voluptuous. Excellent individuals to hang out with.
An example of an English Wench would be Emily Painter of England, Scotland, and most notably Albuquerque.
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the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.
person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"
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verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"
"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."
"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
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Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
I gave her an English Breakfast
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1) Believed by uneducated or disinterested Americans and Irish to be a statement of fact
2)The speech of Cyndi Lauper
1) Madison: Teacher, kin yew barry me a pin?
Teacher: Madison, don't you know the Queen's English?
Madison: No ma'am. Is she?
2) Gurls jis wanna have fun
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To perform cunnilingus, especially in an exceptionally skillful manner.
"He taught me proper english last night."
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