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A very peaceful class that sucks when you have to write a paper or have to fart
It’s complete bullshit that I have to write 2 5 paragraph essay in English class!
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Filthy spin put on a pitched breaking ball in the game of baseball. Derived from the billiards technique of putting "english," or side-spin on the cue ball.
"Holy shit! Barry Zito's curve ball has some nasty english!"
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Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
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Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
I gave her an English Breakfast
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verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"
"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."
"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
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1) Believed by uneducated or disinterested Americans and Irish to be a statement of fact
2)The speech of Cyndi Lauper
1) Madison: Teacher, kin yew barry me a pin?
Teacher: Madison, don't you know the Queen's English?
Madison: No ma'am. Is she?
2) Gurls jis wanna have fun
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To perform cunnilingus, especially in an exceptionally skillful manner.
"He taught me proper english last night."
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